Within just 24 hours, the AI-powered system reportedly issued parking tickets to 37 palm trees, six fire hydrants, three dumpsters, and a bench outside Burger Shot.
One particularly unlucky palm tree received eight separate fines for allegedly "remaining stationary in a restricted parking zone."
Things got even more ridiculous when an LSPD helicopter received a $250 parking ticket while hovering 200 feet above Mission Row.
"We weren't even on the ground," an LSPD spokesperson stated. "Honestly, we're just impressed it spotted us."
Despite the chaos, city officials defended the project, celebrating a 340% increase in parking fine revenue.
"That's what we call successful digital transformation," a city representative proudly announced.
When engineers attempted to restart the system, the parking enforcement camera issued itself a $500 fine for obstructing a public sidewalk.
The city has now approved another $4 million to investigate the problem.
Until further notice, residents are advised to avoid parking illegally — or standing still for too long.
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